The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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