My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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