I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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