help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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