I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
this will be a night to untag.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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