My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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