If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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