things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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