Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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