I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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