Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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