Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There r osticjed everywhere
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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