come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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