I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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