if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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