Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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