i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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