He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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