He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
