I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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