"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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