Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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