talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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