I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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