i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She announced her abortion via fbk
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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