He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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