I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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