Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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