So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
And then he peed in my hair
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