The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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