508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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