i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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