We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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