Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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