So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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