So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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