I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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