just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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