If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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