She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Couch. On fire.
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