Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
