how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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