went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We are two peas in an std pod
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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