So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
