8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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