Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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