I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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