oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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