Little spoons don't ask big questions
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My vagina is very pro this idea
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
