I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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