I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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