He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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