How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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