Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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