What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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